Kaka

Shit poop dump dung ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ur Mother Took A Kaka Last Night

by Mystery Boob December 28, 2005

Kafka

Noun. One who pretends to be literary or smart, but is in fact, not.

"Bob is not fooling anyone by going to poetry readings and jazz clubs. Everyone knows that he's just a Kafka."

by Sydney December 2, 2002

kafkatrap

A bootleg "logical fallacy" that weird dudes who spend way too much time on the computer like to invoke as if it's actually a thing outside of weird-computer-dude world.

"Uh holy shit that's super racist"
"No it isn't"
"Yyyeah dude, it is"
"Ah. So I'm being accused of being a racist, apparently. I see. So suddenly I'm the worst person in the world, and I'm literally being sentenced to a million years in the gulag, for being guilty of racist thought crimes, supposedly. I see how it is. Nice try at kafkatrapping me though. Wait til the completely normal boys over on KotakuInAction hear about this one."

by fartfucker69cocknballsfreak420 April 11, 2021

kakal

The sound women make when they group together and start laughing hysterically. It's commonly identified as a high pitch sound that makes men cringe.

My girlfriend and her favorite cousin were talking jibberish then I heard the most absorb kakal from them both.

by reddog121123 August 24, 2011

razan is kaka

razan kaka is someone that is really stupid

thank you for listening

razan is kaka!

by razan is kaka February 1, 2021

Kafka

The UGLIEST name you could possibly give to your dog, child, or any other thing in your life. It is so ugly that whoever is bestowed with this hideous name, will be destined to have a horrible life. And only to be ended by a horrible death. Kafka is a terrible name because it has many other meanings that people often overloook. It means things such as: - Horse porn - That white stuff that accumulates on the corners of your mouth when you get thirsty - An extremely deadly disease - What people from foreign countries run for their lives from - The fungus in between your toes - The eye boogers/crusties when you wake up in the morning. These are all ugly, nasty things that just prove that Kafka is not a name that should be used by anyone, unless that person wants to ruin a potential Kafka's life. If you run into a Kafka, turn around and run the opposite direction and never look back. If you are lucky enough to get away with your life, call an ambulance and stay where you are. Just from standing near a Kafka, you can contract cabs, Herpes and genital warts all at the same time. Be careful, and think twice before you name ANYTHING Kafka.

Person #1- I think I'm gonna name my dog Kafka! Isn't that cute?

Person #2- NO!! Don't do that! Do you want your dog to live and die horribly!?

by mrDANnovak June 18, 2011

kaka

the colour of the penis after masterbation

oh my god! your kaka is brown!

by billybobr April 22, 2008