Drink and Don't Kart

A drinking game where 4 players must be seated and play Mario Kart 64. Each of these players has their own cup filled with 1/3 of a can of beer. The cups are to be placed away from the driving area in place called pit row. Before the race starts every submits their "bid" to not come in last place, players bid a amount of beer of their choosing into a center cup. This cup can be filled to any amount between the 4 players and the loser must drink it. The race starts as normal and when a player crosses the star/finish line they must get out of their seat, run to their own beer cup, drink it, refill it to the original amount, then return to their seat and continue the race. On the final lap when the person who is in 3rd place crosses the finish line, the person in 4th place can also get up and run to their cup to drink it in hopes of out drinking the 3rd place finisher to not be the last person to finish their beer consequently not having to drink the bid cup. Pushing, shoving, and jumping over obstacles are encouraged.

Person A: "You guys wanna play drink and don't kart?"
Person B: "Hell yah, I just bought a case of PBR"
Person C: "That game is the ShizNit"
Person D: "I call Yoshi as my driver"

by KaGe22 September 22, 2010

karate

a place your mommy and daddy leave you when they are busy.

karate is a camoflauged daycare center

by couch potat April 11, 2010

kartak

Klingon for lonelyness.

Comic book guy: "Is there a word in klingon for lonelyness?" *flips through book* "Ah yes. Kartak!"

by Hanan March 10, 2004

karate schnitzel

1. Tenacious D song
2. (Kyle Gass ate it)

KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!

by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006

Karate chop

A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."

by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010

kartada

It is the way to rate women according to their overall beauty or image.

if you see a very beautiful girl you say "woah! hot deym! that girls is kartada dyis!" which means 10, rating is from 1-10 if the girl is below 5 she is not that beautiful. There are some cases that the girl is so hot she is above ten then you can say "kartada onse!" which means eleven. You can also say the rate or number in English like "Kartada ten" etc.

by M@zzzaRaP_aNg_liBreH! May 17, 2010

Vibz Kartel

An enigmatic cross fusion between Reggae artist, Vybz Kartel, and a girl named "Vibhuti" (Please See Vibhuti). Usually in its' climatic state when she is seen doing the dutty wine to Vybz Kartel's "Dutty Wine."

Guy 1: Damn son!! Is that Vibhuti doing the dutty wine?
Guy 2: Na B, not anymore.... thats Vibz Kartel!!

by LeisureActivity December 6, 2009