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John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
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John

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john
by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017
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John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.
That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there
by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019
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John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.
That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.
by Superflyking August 31, 2018
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John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
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john

john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)
ooh whos that?
thats my boyfriend, john. back off.
by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019
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John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.
Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.
by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
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