The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017
Get the Johnmug. A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.
by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.
by Superflyking August 31, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Look at that cunt John
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
Get the Johnmug. john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)
by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019
Get the johnmug. by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
Get the Johnmug.