John

He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things

John Cena

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

John

Fagot

He's such a john

by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017

John

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018

John

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life

John is the best!

by Joy will come September 9, 2016

John

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

john

john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)

ooh whos that?
thats my boyfriend, john. back off.

by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019