Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

jello puta

an fake ass whore bitch that only uses you, but doesn't love you

God, I fucking hate Aiyanna. She's such a fucking jello puta.

by Hot Lez June 26, 2019

jello shot rimming

The act of inserting your tongue into a jello shot while rotating the cup using a circular motion to release its contents without need of a finger or kitchen utensil.

Did you see how Becky 'rimmed' that jello shot without crinkling the cup? She's got jello shot rimming down to a science! That girl's going places.

by Kenny Gee July 12, 2019

Jello

Code word for dick.

If there’s one thing I could say my life is worth, I’d say that at least I’ve eaten enough jello to cure world hunger.

by UnknownPoster June 4, 2018

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

jello

when u. jello biafra

you suck cock? that’s very jello of you.

by catboybiafra May 6, 2020

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017