January 27

National punch a guy in the penis day

Is it January 27? Oh it’s national punch a guy in the penis day!

by Lololol banana October 18, 2019

28th January

The 28th January Is Harry Potter day, dress in your house colour watch movies and make butter beer!

Person1: Have you got your robes on?
Person2: Yes let’s watch Harry Potter
(28th January)

by Harry Potter Addict November 15, 2020

January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

January 18

Steal your best friends hoodie day

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.

by Bigbooty b January 17, 2020

January 19

You can't be mad or sad you have to be happy the whole day

January 19:
Yn: damn I am sad
Cc:*slaps* You have to be happy all day you like it or not.

by i_dont.get.the.joke._.16 January 18, 2021

27th january

Is the day when gangsters and roadmen from all gangs and possies join together and have a laugh, all beef, war, and conflict stops with gangs on this day.

Can’t wait till the 27th january

by DeimosZ June 5, 2021

January 31

Utterly a peaceful butterfly, protect and guard the flowers and its friends.

You are such January 31, I can't stop adoring everything about you

by ouran-boi October 16, 2019