a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.
wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
by NOT FATASS May 8, 2018
Get the jacobmug. by Kekleon March 7, 2017
Get the Jacobmug. Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.
by The two the many August 8, 2017
Get the Jacobmug. 
1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.
2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.
(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.
(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
Example: Jacob: “How was I supposed to know that?”
Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
by MyLittleDinosaur December 29, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok
by Shortbean November 22, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.