Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky falls in the dirt.

Skal was so excited to finally enjoy his beef jerky, when it fell in the dirt. He did not want to eat his dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 21, 2025

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky gets dirty.

It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 23, 2025

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

by TheGobbled February 29, 2024