When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
Get the duck jizzmug. The small dribble of jizz that ejaculates from a sissy boy's sissy clit when he reaches sexual climax
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.
Darrin knees buckled from the relentless ass pounding he was enduring, he sissy-gasmed and his sissy clit squirted a tiny spurt of sissy jizz
by Sweet Lolly April 17, 2020
Get the sissy jizzmug. A female who loves the taste of the swimmies. She will literally wipe the cum off her body after you blow your load and lap it up like ice cream. Prefering to see your spunk shoot out, she will gladly help with the process, and then feast on your white rain like a teenager with a beercup at their first keg party.
by Steven Michael SykeS July 27, 2006
Get the Jizz Chuggermug. The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.
This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.
Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.
Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.
by Howard P; Michelle N August 8, 2006
Get the chinatown jizzmug. when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.
by the fuckin shit January 17, 2010
Get the Jizz Vacuummug. A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006
Get the jizz monkeymug. by Lewis Bradley January 8, 2009
Get the Jizz Pigmug.