Invertal

A noun denoting a cooldown period. A short or long but always constant period of time that falls after or before an action.

The invertal of gestation for the alpaca is 345 days.

The invertal period for my air conditioning unit is about ten minutes.

by Intsomesesac February 11, 2024

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.

by odInsanity March 26, 2009