intellectual chew toy

1) Any concept or topic of discussion occurring primarily to satiate intellectual cravings.

2) Suggestive of any concept or topic of discussion that is excessively intellectual. Oftentimes not grounded in the practicalities of everyday life.

"Yea, I still remember some Immanuel Kant philosophy from school, but I don't such material useful. It's for professors, philosophers, and sophists. Kant's book is just one of many intellectual chew toys."

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 3, 2009

Intellectable

Scratchy's Definition to intelligence.

"Yeah. I was expecting something intellectable."

by WoW Player 123 November 15, 2009

closet intellectual

Someone who is smart in their head but finds it difficult to "come out"

I had the perfect comeback for what John said in the afternoon, I wish I wasn't such a closet intellectual.

by girluninterrupted May 14, 2014

facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.

Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.

by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015

Intellectoacghital

Describing a person who attempts to sound smart and well educated, but comes of as cringey.

There's a lot of redditors that are very intellectoacghital

by Oxford Ed,AB September 21, 2016

Interection

The thing you get whilst looking at pornography on the internet.

Dude, turn the screen off. I'm getting a huge interection.

by Tyler Stickney May 22, 2006

Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

by Barr Man December 30, 2009