The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com August 17, 2019

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.
Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.
by johndrock January 22, 2010

To fiendishly shadow is to watch hentai for over 48 hours, and only stopping to eat. Frequent fiendish shadowers will often become fiends, and will normally be morbidly obese because of the nature of the activity.
Wow, fiend was actually fiendishly shadowing last week. I thought he was just sick, but he still smells like cum and pizza.
by CowCentralTootToot February 27, 2019

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.
Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.
by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.
I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!
by Dopamine July 18, 2016

The hoe over there that hasn't received much of her usual attention from guys even after many attempts. They normally lose attention after becoming too clingy or their might just be new hoe in the building taking up all her business.
"I've noticed that lacey has become a shadowed thot lately. She looks extra desperate today. I'll see you later, I'm going to try and smash."
by Platezz January 25, 2018
