Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
by johnnyboyyyy23 January 13, 2010
Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre March 19, 2011
by ma dude bra May 16, 2019
annoying shit you don't want to do and is fairly unnecessary
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
"that anti-hazing training is such track lighting"
"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
by tharane September 15, 2021
A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.
Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.
Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.
Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 17, 2009
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