by jabanks2 October 22, 2008
Get the Morning Constitutionmug. by hangdog242 July 28, 2008
Get the morning grindmug. the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.
Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"
by the fez May 3, 2014
Get the morning mootmug. Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
Get the Folger's Morningmug. the morning after having sex with the person you love. The girl should wake up before the boy and she should get between his legs and swirl her tongue around his cock until it's hard. then suck on him until he wakes up and when he wakes up the girl should sit on his cock, while it's pushed inside of her pussy then fuck him softly while he lays there in a daze of the night before.
by mohymohymohymohymohy November 11, 2013
Get the morning sexmug. by josh slipsour July 3, 2003
Get the junkies in the morningmug. An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004
Get the morning glorymug.