where it is extremely cold, you're penis shrinks to just being a helmet in you're pubes, looks like a soldier poking his head out a bush. its Vietnam pants as opposed to Iraq pants as Vietnam is very bushy, Iraq is a desert!
by Turbo Uberman December 22, 2010
Get the Vietnam pantsmug. Thin pieces of spandex material which accentuate curves and appear to make a women look as though there is no cellulite in her legs, thus cheating on her appeal. A.K.A. leggings
by atown4334 January 26, 2010
Get the Cheater Pantsmug. a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.
by jay duncan September 8, 2005
Get the buffet pantsmug. the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.
"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"
"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
by Pancer March 6, 2009
Get the Pants Dancemug. by Adam Farmer April 18, 2008
Get the Pant Timemug. performing the act of sexual intercourse
by drummer869 July 20, 2005
Get the no pants dancemug. by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003
Get the mom pantsmug.