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Hyper

Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.
Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you

Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
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Hyper hackz

I guy that thinks his fatass friend knows binary and thinks he ddosed him
Yh that guys a defo hyper hackz
by yigyigt79 October 29, 2019
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Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025
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balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.
Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.
by broken skeleton August 30, 2012
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hyper mega bummer boy

Lyric from Chappell Roan's "Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl". A man who is mediocre at best and brings you down at worst. Overall ruins your day.
"Girl, my ex is such a hyper mega bummer boy."
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"
by randominusII August 2, 2024
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Hyper Ass

An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.
Mrs Incredible has a hyper ass and I'm bout to unzip
by SergioBlack March 19, 2019
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hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.
Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!
by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023
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