Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022

hyper

The word used by either my friend Sam or scientists when they want to add emphasis to something

"That's hyper awesome!"
"That's actually hyper weird"

"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."

by iridescent hamburger March 22, 2021

Hyper Nut

The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.

I unleashed a Hyper Nut into that 🍑

by What’s your handle321 February 10, 2024

Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising

I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy

by Stunky punk November 23, 2021

Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument

"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"

by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025

Hyper hackz

I guy that thinks his fatass friend knows binary and thinks he ddosed him

Yh that guys a defo hyper hackz

by yigyigt79 October 29, 2019

balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.

Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.

by broken skeleton August 30, 2012