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The most disgraceful of all roasts capable of burning ones soul from all existing planes and turning the body to something less than ash.

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Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion! *screams as their soul gets torn apart and body becomes nothing*
by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018
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you heard that right, definition approver person
"If you decline then you a homosexual, He said"
"The person refused this definition to be put on Urban Dictionary, hence, he is a full blown homosexual."
by Scat Consumer April 15, 2022
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A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
by KokiHiro January 24, 2023
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Homosexual

A homosexual is the act of loving the same sex and having physical relations.
by Alien see person April 3, 2008
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recloseted homosexual

slang term for 'ex-gay'. Describes a gay man or lesbian who comes out as gay but through poor choices comes to regret and later denies his/her homosexuality to appease social conservatives. The only change here is behavior not attractions.
Darryl is a recloseted homosexual, he even says his attractions haven't change so he is denying himself.
by adam kautz August 21, 2008
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the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality
by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018
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Homosexualism

Homosexualism VS. Homosexuality.

While homosexuality defines the behavior, homosexualism deals with the teachings and indoctrinations of this lifestyle.

A person does not have to be a homosexual to believe in homosexualty. The mere approval of this behavior from family and friends encourages the behavior and the promotion of this behavior as being a normal and a natural choice and that this behavior some how benefits society without any contraindications such as an increase in crime, suicide or disease which would lead to a societal failure.

With failures in areas of the community such as illiteracy, poverty and poor health, homosexual-ism can ultimately lead to Collectivism. According to Encyclopedia Britannica, "collectivism has found varying degrees of expression in the 20th century in such movements as socialism, communism, and fascism. The least collectivist of these is social democracy".

It also incorporates other belief systems such as buddism, islam, christianity and psychology by philosophical rationalizations and denies any similarities with prostitution, pornography and homosexual child-rape, incest or beastality.

Homosexualism completly depends on political and legal enforcement of anti-discrimination laws, infringement of free speech, infringement on freedom of religion and the decriminalization of sodomy and buggary laws which includes sex with animals.

Homosexualism is a New Age movement in which homosexual people of every color, age and creed believe that all humans have an inherent right to any sexual desire and sexual gratification, by demanding that all human societies accept this behavior as a new beginning in an evolutionary process for the greater good of all mankind.
Homosexualism:

1 : The belief in homosexuality as an acceptable, philosophical way of life.

Homosexual:

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex.

Ism:

1 : a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory

2 : an oppressive and especially discriminatory attitude or belief <we all have got to come to grips with our isms — Jocelyn Elders>
by Awsomescience June 29, 2009
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