a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.
creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
by liamwh November 2, 2019
Get the tom hollandmug. When you drive around looking for deer and turkey but never leave the truck... spooking everything in your path.
by anonymous November 3, 2023
Get the Hollandingmug. 
A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.
by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. the hottest man in the world. it’s a fact. the reason everyone has high standards because he’s caring, funny, adorable, and loving. currently the most recent spider-man in the MCU (marvel cinematic universe). he is also an actor and i must add an amazing one.
by urbestielily June 11, 2021
Get the tom hollandmug. spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way
by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020
Get the Tom hollandmug. A very cool awesome individual. They’re actually secretly a superhero and can blast pickles at you whenever they want.
by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs April 7, 2025
Get the Anya Hollandmug.