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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.
I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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Holy Khalifa

When a girl has a fucking body, expression used based on Mia Khalifa
Holy Khalifa that woman has a nice body
by Milanez the Black Jesus May 25, 2022
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The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.

God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.

Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).

The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.

Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM

Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
by mckenaworshipper June 28, 2022
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Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.
Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!
by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023
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Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.
He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.
by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
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holy smokies

A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"
by Anna Hedgehog June 12, 2008
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