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Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.
You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.
by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021
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Mother hen

The sober person, usually the "designated driver" of the group who is in charge of keeping his friends from making a complete fool of themselves.
Selena was our mother hen last night. She stopped all of us from making complete fools of ourselves.
by Brutus1503 May 27, 2023
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Hen Bubbard

Me fr
Hen Bubbard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!???????
by HenBubbard69420 June 29, 2023
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Lay a hen

To have sex with
Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am
by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023
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Hen

like cock, but for girls with dicks. hen
"Im a lesbian, i love sucking hen"
by jaspers serket March 21, 2023
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Hen tie

A type of horny clip with naked anime ladies
Piglet pinchers find a room full of hen tie.
by Jsospofi January 19, 2023
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Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.
by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023
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