Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

by alff September 22, 2011

Hemerage

Fucking Cuntstool

I like to lick anal beads and sing songs about sack cheese because I'm Hemerage

See also: Homorage

by #ausgamers June 14, 2003

hemerson

Gay ass hemerson is a gay nigga who try’s saying he has curly hair but is ugly he dates girls named Carly and goes to hillcrest he has a small cock his fathers name is bertil

There’s a rumour that someone has a small dick, that must be hemersonvargas

by Hemerson69 is gay May 30, 2020

Hemish

An autistic guy who is nice to girls. He has issues in the head

You're a hemish.

by jkjkhjbgurtdesftr778 November 10, 2020

The Hemingway

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.

"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."

by GravyRocket August 17, 2009

hemed up

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

by kevin December 7, 2003

Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.

Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!

by JambaJews September 23, 2009