New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

strawberry hedgehog

When a female shaves her pubic area and razor bumps are left behind

“Ugh, I’m so sick of shaving. I always have a strawberry hedgehog after.”

by ella6655 October 16, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

Arii The Hedgehog

A stupid self insert mary sue who is just an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside

I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is

by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021

Fake Hedgehog

An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.

'Say something, you fake hedgehog!'

by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023