release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

hostage

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

by PRH December 24, 2008

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010

blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.

Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.

by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011

Fucking Hostile

1. a badass song by one of the greatest groove metallers of all time, Pantera.

2. very very angry

3. how every american felt about muslims/islams in the following days of 9/11

1. To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile

2. Guy A - "I CANT BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME"
Guy B - "Chill bro, hit the bong again"
Guy A - "I CAN'T, IM TOO FUCKING HOSTILE"

3. -an american watches a towel head walk down his street. the date is 9/12/2001-
American (to themself) - "Think i'm fucking hostile now, ill show you fucking hostile you god damn towel head"

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 7, 2011

Holding your sausage hostage

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

by blotter November 17, 2003