Hoedem

The female version of a mandem, also used for teachers. Hoedem combines the words Hoe and 'Them'.

*group of teachers appears* The Hoedem is Coming! says James
*group of girls appears* Look at that hoedem says Tom

by Fuse101 January 22, 2007

Hosea

A sweet, smart, considerate, beautiful person. Someone who makes people laugh. Smile is adorable. When she smiles it makes you smile. Makes people feel comfortable. A very enjoyable person. Has beautiful long eye lashes and gorgeous brown skin. Intriguing brown eyes. Very clean. She loves shoes. Favorite color is pink. She doesn't like t.v. Thinks about others and speaks intelligently and sweetly. The best you'll ever have. Someone who is very smart and good at math. Lovable, and hard to forget or let go.

Person 1: I love being around Hosea, she's so sweet.

by Ahgufghh December 17, 2013

Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

jazz hose

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

by dietprozac June 10, 2008

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

by David Wynn February 2, 2004

Homedizzle

A white homeboy.

That cracka ova' thurrrs my homedizzle.

by C-Cizzle December 17, 2003

Hoedown Throwdown

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

by Aspintacular April 10, 2009