Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.

Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.

by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.

I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.

by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

It’s heating up

Often used in California as a warning to Beware dildos are failing from the sky

Ahy man it’s heating up outside

by Abilzzle August 1, 2022

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017