An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025

by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025

by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
by not mitchell April 13, 2025

When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.
“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025

Danny: Man Maddie you're so Gump today the way you're acting
Maddie: NO I NOT! you asking me that makes me Gump!
Maddie: NO I NOT! you asking me that makes me Gump!
by ThePacheckerz October 5, 2020
