Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 08, 2022

Gumped

Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)

"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."

by AB43AZ April 24, 2017

The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 25, 2020

Gump it up

Getting super gumped, inebriated beyond reason and belief

I had the devil of a gumpin last night, let’s gump it up bitch

by The destroyer of logic May 02, 2021

Gump Out

When you gotta dip out but you don’t have a ride.

Hey guys, had fun but, I’m bout to Gump out!

by Birdbrains April 03, 2021

gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.

You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.

by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014