6th Graders

WHY GAWD, WHY?!

8th Grader: Hey, whatcha doing?
6th Grader: I’m doing ur mom
6th Graders: OHHHHHHHHH

by Longlivelordfarquad May 23, 2022

Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 6, 2018

Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

Grover

A sweet lovable boy who would do anything for his friends

Aww Grover is so amazing!

by adelaide1256 June 26, 2018

super grover

One who has a thick uni-brow, speak extremely loud, sports a red cape,and is a cold ass playa; Sesario Posas

A party ain't a party without that Super Grover!

by Mario R and Chris A November 17, 2007

yodeling groceries

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch

Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.

by azewaldowife March 11, 2008