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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
by omrizhaki January 26, 2019
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Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
by aonerockz September 18, 2018
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burrito grease

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!
by friendlyfires May 19, 2009
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Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
by rjalex74 May 24, 2007
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Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.
Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.
by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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