Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Granola Kid

a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly

Granola Kid

by granolakid October 17, 2010

grak

A vagina cage; So a penis can't get in

According to Gavin Free, a grak is not a chastity belt; instead of encircling the whole genital area, a grak only cages the vagina.

by Zombob July 28, 2016

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.

I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!

by 258tra May 28, 2016

Grason

lil rich kid who tries hard to get head from as many girls as possible...against their will

that ass is a grason

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Granola

Wrinkly balls.

She was totally checking out my granola.

by rectangular November 3, 2009

granola belly

A term developing in the 1960s during the granola craze. The distended stomach that arises from eating a surfeit of high-carb granola.

After she had finished her bowl of granola, he poked her ballooned stomach.
"Getting granola belly?" he asked.

by jkal May 27, 2009