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government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.
- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!
by Piffler July 28, 2006
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government

a lame excuse for global control covered up by bush along with the nazi overlords.
united states of america's government
by c/a1c May 6, 2006
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government

Is a body of people usually notably ungoverned
by kyle May 21, 2004
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government

Please don't say anything bad about the Government. The Government loves you. And you must learn to love the Government. After all, you wouldn't want to disappoint the Government. And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
The Government only wants to be your friend.
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governator

Arnold 'Governator' Schwarzenegger, Governor of California 2003. Ran against tens of publicity-attracted candidates, including a female porn star. Nickname originating from starring the Terminator movies. Popular actor and a former Mr. Universum, Austrian origins have resulted in interesting accent.
by Tony Salo October 30, 2003
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government

by ( ((><)) ) the government cn go December 31, 2005
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Government High

The act of getting high through government funded or assistance programs. This includes anything from prescription drugs from assistance programs, to whip-it's with foodstamps.
I grabbed me a few cans of Redi-Whip so we can watch the game and enjoy our government high.
by limpfish July 4, 2011
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