Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 29, 2019

golf ben

A jabroni piece of trash who tell everybody he hopes they die in a car crash

Golf Ben what’s your location

by Ramrod247 December 31, 2019

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

golf-gasm

That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.

After a crooshed straight drive

"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli

"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny

by Jonny_23_Athlete August 4, 2014

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019