Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day

“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett Williams

the most dope ass nigga ever who sneaks out and gets laid at every sleep over

I'm jealous I wish I was a Garrett Williams

by Garrett Williams May 8, 2018

garretthays

The act of displaying extreme passion and love for Nickelback at their concert.

I went garretthays last night at the Nickelback concert.

by Harrettgays July 21, 2018

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Garrett Dailey

Cunt

Garrett Dailey is a cunt

by themanliestofallmen November 25, 2018

Garrett

An annoyingly sweet boy who will suck your dick for free but will also love you with all of his heart and a smile that is contagious and a laugh that will have you laughing along and some eyes that could kill you

He is such a faggot but that's Garrett

by Tgwysuwghfjxiw January 9, 2019

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019