gorilla attack

step 1. Shave pubes and conceal in hand.
step 2. skeet on some bitch
step 3. after a proper money shot, slap the bitch's face with the hand concealing the pubes

the victim's face will look part gorilla.

"Gorilla attacking Gabby Balle will bring balance to the universe."

by howarddean May 18, 2006

Inventor Gorilla

The act of baking turd in a phallic cake pan until hard and using the galvanized fecal dildo to toss one's own salad.

For purists, the dildo should body body temperature.

Max watched Christian give himself an Inventor Gorilla.

by CaterToRighteousness January 12, 2011

Gorilla Cock

A very small penis, at full erection measures 1.5 inches.

A man with a gorilla cock can't be a porn star.

by jenny4311 November 17, 2010

gorilla kick

When a male is haveing sex with a female doggy style standing up and he swings his foot up between her legs kicking her in the face

" i knocked out 3 of her teeth, but she still likes the gorilla kick"

by thelittlemewese September 6, 2008

Gorilla Tag

A popular game in with you suck off other people and give them anal till they can't walk for weeks.

My man gorilla tagged me last nightn

by xgqdclixz February 5, 2022

Gorilla Fuck

After selecting prey, one mounts the victim in the doggy style position.. from here, almost instantly, one loses all human decency. The victim notices this because animal beast yells and ass grip come together as one. Ass pounding ensues (may or may not include donkey punches)

Do you remember the guy from last night? He gorilla fucked the shit out of me...

by Crusty Greys September 9, 2010

Gorilla Fingers

Large to Unhealthy lines of cocaine that when spread out with a razor or credit/ID/Metro Card resembles a gorilla's finger.

Used as a noun.

Hey John, will you cut me out another gorilla finger? I need to start my day.

Yo son you always hook it up with those fat gorilla fingers. My nose bled for hours last time.

by Suicide You Later! December 19, 2008