Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.

Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.

by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009

Explaining Your Giraffe

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010

High as Giraffe pussy

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010

Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011

Giraffe dropping a deuce

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008

giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

by thefriskyfrisky April 19, 2020

elephant or giraffe style

same as doggy style

So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008