God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

Kind of a big fucking deal

Trevor Mullins

Trevor Mullins is Kind Of A Big Fucking Deal!!!!!

by White kitty September 19, 2018

I wanna fucking die

The feeling i've got rn

sup, homie, what ur xbox gamer tag wanna play with someone and i wanna fucking die but that's not relevant rn so drop it

by OneSaucyBoi May 4, 2020

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

Am so fucking hungry

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011