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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.
John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
by workaholic March 23, 2012
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big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham
he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!
by DOYTS! February 11, 2005
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golden fuck off

what most wage slaves crave, redundancy with a fat payoff.
I wasn't needed anymore, I knew I was going to lose my job but when the boss called me into his office he gave me a golden fuck off. I made 20K!
by Nathdogg June 2, 2004
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pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.
by rahess March 27, 2008
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UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

When someone blows you off for no apparent reason.
Text message: Hey good morning, how are you today? No response to text... UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.
by alwaystails June 3, 2010
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Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.
Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!
by saporta:3 April 3, 2011
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