Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

Trash

Trash and fortnite are the same thing

by Peppa123 October 12, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

Fortnite

Autism

I was put in the fortnite Ed unit

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Fortnite

Cancer

Bruh Fortnite is Cancer.

by HiMyNameIsLeroyWhatIsYours October 12, 2019

Fortnite

Terminal Cancer

Roy: So how’s the family?
Joe: My son has Fortnite
Roy: oh no I’m so sorry I hope he dies fast

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018

Fortnite

Shit.

“hold on im shitting”
“You play fortnite?!”

by RedChrome February 11, 2021