Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

lip ferret

An overgrown handlebar mustache.

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.

by crockpot April 4, 2009

Owen Farrell

Owen Farrell is one of Englands youngest rugby players. He is the number 10 fly half. Son to rugby legend Andy Farrell. Owen Farrell also plays for Saracens. He is one of the best rugby players ever and is unbeatable. He is one of the only good looking rugby players.

Watch this kick, hes going to do an Owen Farrell.

by Ms Sykes February 23, 2013

Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

aqua teen hunger force

Proof that there is a market for shows targeted towards stoners

Best Aqua Teen Hunger Force Exchange:

Igninknot: Won't you try our moon bong?

Carl: No, I don't do that kind of stuff...I mean I'll do it if someone passes it to me, like that time I saw sticks and the Mr. Roboto. Oh, man I got so...arrested.

by ATHF420 October 1, 2008

Air Force Academy

One of America's premier institutions charged with educating, training and inspiring leaders of character. Alongside the Army, Navy, Marines, and Coastguard service academies, the Air Force Academy is the Air Force's rivaling school for producing commissioned lieutenants for service to the nation. Among the top colleges in the country, very difficult to enter, and highly challenging to complete, yet reputable and prestigious to graduate from. Based on foundations of Integrity, Service, and Excellence with school pillars concentrating in Military, Academics, and Athletics. Around 50% of each class elects to be pilots while the other half sign up for various jobs that the Air Force offers.

Grads love it, students can't wait to get the hell out.

Bob just graduated out of the Air Force Academy. Now he's making dough, flying planes, and getting some serious girth on his resume.

by Streamlined August 22, 2011