Final Denial

An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.

"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"

"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."

"Looks like final denial to me!"

by orangepower December 8, 2012

Win the Finals

When one excels in the taking of his/her final test. This phenomenon usually occurs in high school or college.

Dude I totally won the finals i had last week.

Man, I really hope I win the finals this year.

by stupendousmanishere February 1, 2013

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.

I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.

by Abd_ May 7, 2023

AP Final

I don't what that is. You ether do it or you don't.

"Are you doing the AP Final?"
"What?"

by thebeatboxguy111 December 16, 2022

final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral

Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏

by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022

Final Flash

Signature method of conflict resolution devised by the Saiyan royalty. Prince Vegeta utilizes it effectively to assuage his rage and make specific sentiments clear to all his subjects, those being - “Fuck. Everything. In. That. General. Direction.”

(Vegeta is charging up energy as Perfect Cell watches on with an unimpressed look. Vegeta then thrusts both his arms forward, with lightning striking out between his palms)

PERFECT CELL: Oh, that's much better! I can actually feel that!

VEGETA: In mere moments... All you'll be feeling is OBLIVION!!!

PERFECT CELL: That, or disappointment. Go ahead...flip that coin. (cut to Vegeta forming an energy ball in palms)

TRUNKS: Father! Your pride isn't worth destroying the planet! Come on!

KRILLIN: Way past the bargaining stage here...

VEGETA: FINAL FLASH!!! (fires a massive blast directly at Perfect Cell)

PERFECT CELL: Aw, how cute! He named it--OH, SHIT!!! (gets engulfed by the blast as it's seen travelling straight on into outer space)

KRILLIN: Ah, cool. He missed the planet.

by DrowUrden September 27, 2022