winter finale

BS name for the last tv show before a show TAKES A BREAK for a few months and it restarts in the Spring.... sad attempt to increase the drama of a show even though it's not needed.
ABC likes to hype the "winter finales" of all it's crappy shows by pretending audiences into thinking it's important.
by Horace Dumpty December 12, 2015
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final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral
Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏
by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022
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Finals Room

The state one's room is in during finals week with papers and pages of notebooks strewn out about the room.
man, my finals room is impossible to get around, there are papers EVERYWHERE!
by OptimusSubPr1me May 12, 2011
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maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.
by Abd_ May 07, 2023
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Final Feel

When someone is too Stoned and they feel like they're dying, thinking that's the last thing they will feel
Person 1: aRe yOu SuRe ThAt wAs JuSt wEED?
Person 2: Yeah you'll be fine just chill
Person 1: *silence*
person 2: You good?
Person 1: I'm dying bro what am I gonna do, oh god, I can't move
Person 2: Damn bro that's a final feel
by dinodiq October 27, 2018
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Finale Fatigue

The feeling of dread one feels when they finish a movie, show, book etc. knowing that the story is over.
After I finished watching the ending of Adventure Time, I've experienced Finale Fatigue.
by Doodope March 02, 2021
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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 April 16, 2011
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