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Filipino

Filipinos- Are a tiny civilization of dog eaters who marry foreigners to burden them with their family. The Filipino woman and Man will breed non-stop, even If they live under a bridge. They also Live in Graveyards. The Filipino is often so poor, that they buy a food that is made from the waste found in trash cans. A disgusting people. A little people. A rude people. A smelly people. They will bring food to Work when their boxer Emmanuel Dapidran "Manny" Pacquiao Wins, but will call in sick when he loses. Amazing how bad of drivers they are. A people full of crab mentality. Will ostracize other Filipino's for not being Filipino enough.
Did you guys hear the Filipino's talking in the break room? Fucking disgusting!
by OdinzTheTruthTeller May 4, 2020
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filipino shit

A shit either taken by a person with a Filipino background or a shit containing only Filipino food.
When I came back from that Filipino restaurant downtown I took a Filipino shit
by asian4hire December 1, 2016
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filipino femboy

by AngeryCat October 20, 2021
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Filipino Drug Hug

When a dealer pretends to just be giving someone a hug when really they are making a deal by shoving the good stuff up the other person's asshole.
James: Hey, I'm in need of a Filipino Drug Hug
Dealer: Certainly :3
*Dealer shoves drugs up James' asshole and he slips money into the dealers hand.
by pokefreak3 January 19, 2012
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Filipino Haircut

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck
Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!
by Filipino Girl July 13, 2011
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fillipina

Fillipino girls that try represent their race by imitating latino girls by adding that irratating : "a" which isn't really part of the language
"Eh, pinoy! pinoy! im a sexy fillipina" says fool

"Ugh- theres no such thing" smart person
by sexy spec July 6, 2007
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Filipino

Filipinos are usually mistaken for Laos, hmong, black or mexican. They are dark with natural bags under theyre eyes, they ARENT tired. Filipinos are good at everything ! Which consists of breakdancing, singing, and drawing. Some carry backpacks or gymsacks around with a pair of sneakers for no good reason. SOME brag about how "ballin" they are and how hot they are when some arent near that. They usually get along with theyre own people and exclude you iif you arent one of them ( some let vietnamese, laos, etc in. SOME! ) Most wear contacts , even the guys. Both guys and girls can be cocky and are "ALWAYS" right. you can usually find nice filipinos. Filipinos can be found in the mall and downtown. Filipinos from white schools are whitewashed ( sometimes ) . Guys usually wear Loose hats, high dunks, backpack, big belt buckles and have faux hawks or lines. Girls usually wear converse, baggy sweats, skinny jeans, white tee, etc and have the occasional blond streaks or whole caramel colored head. They eat crap loads of fatty food ( thats why theyre isnt any older skinny ones left) but are delicious. Most are fit and have goodshape bodies when young. Filipinos love to rock the Gucci waistpouch here and there. Theyre are the lying filipinos you CANNOT trust and are crazy liars with exaggerated lives. Most show theyre love for God with there religion on Facebook saying " I <3 GOD " and have picture with a cross necklace or bracelet. Do not mess with theyre religion, they take it SERIOUSLY. They are "asian mexicans" or so they say...
Example 1 : Didja see that filipino?! Dayyum shes a crazy breaker
!

Example 2 : Mmmhmm wow those filipinos are bitchazz !

Example 3 :
Ashley: Is your boyfriend mexican?!
Jane: NOOO hes filipino. Ugh.
Ashley: oh.. Nice ?!

Example 4 :
Melissa: I love god so much!
Clair: Your such filipino!
by babyasian April 17, 2009
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