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cap festival

A gathering at a cow field to harvest and celebrate!
We just hopped the electric fence to enter the Cap Festival! Watch your step!
by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021
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Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025
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festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.
did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.
by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019
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Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.
by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF
Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
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festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.
by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023
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festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.
Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"
by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007
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