fetus

a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.

Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

Fenus

Fenus is a horses penis also known as a falis.A Fenus is usually found on a male horse.

"Wow daddy look at that horses massive Fenus"
"Son dont touch the horses Fenus again!"

by Kris Allan November 22, 2004

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

fecus

A cross between the word fecal and anus. Often used by people who are obsessed with feces and who are prone to anal-retentiveness. Also may be used by people who have an obsession with saying the word "anus".

"I'm feeling like fecus today."

by lephermessiah September 18, 2004

Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009