Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

Flumpacted

The state or quality of being flummoxed and having it impact a life decision without your consent

"Don't blame me! I was flumpacted by her flumpactalisious butt!"

by Laria Tonx July 17, 2016

flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016

Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 18, 2016

flumpt

like flumped but better

I feel flumpt

by Faggyjew February 6, 2017

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 6, 2017