Failureton

someone who fails at life, or consistently keeps failing

scott fullerton is a Failureton

by c_bA_t May 21, 2009

Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

Failureville

Washington State University

"hey Carl which state school does you bother go to?"

"oh, He's stuck in Failureville"

by LongnameRds November 7, 2011

failure filth

What happens when you've lost your job...marriage...start up. Days of eating junk food, drinking alcohol, and forgetting to clean (anything).

I stopped by Phil's and he was still so broken up about losing his job he was lost in a pile of failure filth.

by XYZF May 12, 2016

Failure

Parker... Just cause he’s Parker 🤷🏽 ♂️

“Man Parker is such a failure”

by Failure2345 May 4, 2018

failure

emily legrange is a fucking failure ans she's also a stupid bitch

Person 1 : what a failure

Person 2 : emily ?

by fuckingfailurev1 May 28, 2018