failed art student

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

by somegermanbornon4/20 May 6, 2023

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Nudiefind Field Theory

A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.

Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory.

by Crapstack October 13, 2010

Mine Field

Any place severely lacking good looking girls. A place with tons grenades.

The biggest mine field is located in Aurora, Illinois, at the Illinois Math and Science Academy.

Bro #1: Dude I'm so glad to be home!
Bro #2: Why?
Bro #1: Because I am finally out of that mine field school of mine!

by Bean4Lyfe October 24, 2010

Polo Fielding

Smoking weed, hash oil, spice etc. on the polo fields. You get really stoned then lay back and stare at the stars (sounds gay but really cool) Normally done with close friends and new people are always welcome. towels are recommended so ur but and back dont get wet. snacks are recommended.As well as portable ipod speakers so you can listen to Bob Marley, Island Music etc .

Polo fielding is alot of fun

by Acfp4life March 5, 2013

brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.

Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.

by Jake Beck November 19, 2016