five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

by FRANK B February 24, 2008

five-ever

longer than forever.

I haven't had ice cream in five-ever.

by EMIN3M_PTV_HOLLYWOODUNDEAD February 21, 2015

five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.

Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj

by skoooping June 1, 2015

Five Seven

A fucking overpower pistol in the game CS:GO.
it can kill in one headshot while an M4A4 cant.
this fucking joke of a pistol is 6x cheaper than a M4A4 but much better.

VALVE PLS NERF FIVE SEVEN.

by OCv RemixX August 4, 2017

Five-Crunk

A play on the word "crunk" which is a combination of "crazy" and "drunk"; five-crunk takes crunk to a whole new level. Five-crunk basically implies that one will get disastrously wasted without remembering what happened the night before; whether it is a combo of uppers and downers, five-crunk takes one off their chain.

Champagne: "Girl, let's get wasted tonight!"
Waltanisha: "Girl I'ma get five-crunked!"

by The Green Urbanite June 11, 2009

five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006