Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

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Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

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Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

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Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.

Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

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