Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the best person I know. He is the coolest, and the “bestest”. He is a pro-Minecrafter. He is also the King of the North. He be the best, and I love him more than he loves me.

Ethan, I love you.

by Thiskiddo March 28, 2021

Ethan

A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.

Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.

by definitely not lili November 29, 2019

Ethan

The THICKEST of them all.....

Wow Ethan, you thiccccc!

by Master ballz September 16, 2019