Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

Ethan

The coolest skater boi out there he can snowboard like no other he’s also a god at Fortnite.

“Yo that Ethan kid is a god he’s good at everything”.

by Juul pod April 23, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021

Ethan

weird and funny good sens of humor. But Extremely Ugly

Ethan is amazing.

by illuminatiX0002 September 18, 2019

Ethan

He’s an okay guy. Can be gay af. Xoxo

Wow Ethan is being gay af right now

by Ethan’s bff September 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016